STEVE LYNCH
THE WORD METROSEXUAL IS OFTEN OVERUSED. IN STEVE’S CASE, IT BARELY BEGINS TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF FEMININITY HE BRINGS TO THE STAGE AND THE BEDROOM.
LEE NAIMO
THOUGHT BY MANY TO BE THE INVENTOR OF OXYGEN, LEE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO WEAR A HAT. ONE TENTH OF THE POPULAR CHILDREN’S ACT ‘RACIST JOE AND THE SEMI-NAKED NINE’, LEE WAS UNTIL RECENTLY REGARDED AS FUNNY.
AMANDA BUCKLEY
WHEN ASKED TO RELATE HER PROUDEST MOMENT, AMANDA REGALED US ALL WITH TALES OF WHEN SHE WAS IN NEW YORK CITY AND ‘GOT SERVED’. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS WITH A SUBPOENA. FOR PUBLIC URINATION.
SUSIE YOUSSEF
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SCOTT HALL-WATSON
SCOTT IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONTRACT TO APPEAR IN THE NEXT COMIC-BOOK ADAPTATION
‘STICK MAN VS DOUGLAS’. FILMING ON THE GOLD COAST, EXPECT IT IN CINEMAS AS EARLY AS 2090.
LISA RICKETTS
LOOK CLOSER. IS SHE WEARING A WIG IN THAT PHOTO? I’M NOT SURE....I MEAN IT COULD BE A WIG. WITH THE LEVEL OF HAIR-REPLACEMENT TECHNOLOGY OUT THERE THESE DAYS IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, THERE’S A FAIR CHANCE SHE IS.
JORDAN RASKOPOULOS
JORDAN IS IN TALKS WITH J K ROWLING AND ALL THEM GUYS TO BE THE NEW HERMIONE IN THE UPCOMING HARRY POTTER MOVIE, ‘HARRY POTTER AND THE UNDERAGE D.U.I. INCIDENT’
JON WILLIAMS
IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYE JOE
I’D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM,
WHERE DID YOU GO,
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON-EYE JOE?
JON WROTE HIS OWN BIO.
DAVID CALLAN
BIO NOT FOUND
STEEN RASKOPOULOS
BORN IN 1812, STEEN IS NAMED AFTER THE FAMOUS COMPOSER WOLFGANG ARMADAEUS STEEN. LADIES LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE’S SO UNTHREATENING, LIKE A DECLAWED TIGER WHO WAS RAISED BY ROVE MCMANUS.
